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Girlfriends I have known

Old Jun 11, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I neede d a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ****.
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 09:13 AM
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Now that is a plan!! Don't forget to post in the gallery.
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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Good one, man.

I can really relate !!
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 10:00 AM
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WOW...
Bad luck with women I guess.
How bout a pair.....

 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 10:05 AM
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That's an instant classic.
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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Lmfao!!!!!
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 10:09 AM
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Hey, Valk !! You stole my desktop background !!
 

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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 10:19 AM
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Haven't read that one before! Great!
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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Thanks Valk...
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by VALKRYDERGUY
WOW...
Bad luck with women I guess.
How bout a pair.....

Me like very very much...................mamacitas,
 

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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by FP
Me like very very much...................mamacitas,
Anyone you already know FP???????
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 03:05 PM
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Bluestorm.

That one goes in my special blackbook.

thanks

It's been a good day

SF is back and a classic story to boot.

A real good day


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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 03:19 PM
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LOL!

How 'bout big **** and rich!
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueStorm

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ****.
Excellent! I'm going to share that one!
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 05:26 PM
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Valk, I really would have thought that would have come from FP...why would I think that...??? Very nice btw....very nice....
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by oledoc2u
Valk, I really would have thought that would have come from FP...why would I think that...??? Very nice btw....very nice....
Hey, I read that.................
 
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Old Jun 11, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by oledoc2u
Valk, I really would have thought that would have come from FP...why would I think that...??? Very nice btw....very nice....
I guess I just beat him to it. Great minds think alike though
 
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FP
Me like very very much...................mamacitas,
im just hoping these are the new improved forum bears!!!
 
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Old Jun 13, 2008 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueStorm
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I neede d a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ****.
but it says your 28??? haha jking
 
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Old Jun 14, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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well the good news is that the pic of the girls is great.

the bad news is that the lady saw me staring at the four mamary glands and has not spoken to me for six hours.

i have not touched mamary glands in six hours!

going through withdrawal.
 
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