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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 07:17 PM
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Any of you ever use any of these?

My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines - Clipta Video Search
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 07:45 PM
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Never have...and never will. A few others come to mind though:

"Great legs, what time do they open?"

"Can I have your phone number? I seam to have forgotten mine."
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 08:12 PM
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Any of you ever use any of these?

My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines - Clipta Video Search
Can't say that I have....
How'd they work for you FP ??
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 08:22 PM
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Gotta' ask, FP, what are you doing on this website?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 08:25 PM
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Gotta' ask, FP, what are you doing on this website?
Funny, I did a google for cigar smoking, that lead me to sexy cigars, that lead me to that site.......
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 08:27 PM
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Funny, I did a google for cigar smoking, that lead me to sexy cigars, that lead me to that site.......
I'm not buyin'.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by InfernoRedXfire
I'm not buyin'.
LMAO........
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 09:28 PM
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Funny, I did a google for cigar smoking, that lead me to sexy cigars, that lead me to that site.......
I figure that search would come up with "Lewinsky" or "Clinton".

Maybe "White House"...
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 09:47 PM
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My favorites are:

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

And:

Is that a keg in your pants, cuz I'd like to tap that.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 10:00 PM
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An oldie but a goodie:

"Hey, baby, you know what would look good on you?"

"Me."
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 11:15 PM
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Did you just fart?

Cause you just blew me away......
 
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 11:36 PM
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the best is and beleave me it works ,,when interduced to a female your answer would be
how do you, if you do, and if you don't, may i teach you. you have to say it very fast and it is not rude just true!
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 08:59 AM
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I had a El Camino never had a problem
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 09:16 AM
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Those weren't rude, they were just lame!

Best pick-up line I've gotten was "My favorite car is a '69 Yenko Camaro - what's yours?"

Maybe that's just me!
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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Do you work for AT&T? Cause your raisin' my bar..
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 09:00 PM
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Are you a sergeant, because you've got my privates standing at attention!
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by texas t
I had a El Camino never had a problem
I had a '63 Buick Special 4 door-primer and rust.

Never had a problem.

God gives each his own weapons...
 
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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Your hair is beautiful...it would look even better on my pillow in the morning



 
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Old Aug 30, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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I'd have to be pretty plastered before I'd blurt out those lines. And if that was the case, I'd be too plastered to remember them.

Did find the chloroform line funny, though I can see that one leading to an arrest rather than a slapped face.

Another one:

"Will you kiss me?" "No?' "Well then I guess a bl***ob is out of the question"
 
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Old Aug 30, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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You censored the word *******? I am pretty sure they can even say that on basic cable.
 
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