I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my crossfire next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my crossfire, that I noticed a nasty oil leak from the front of the engine.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

Are you asking for advise on the oil leak, or your GF situation?

 

My thoughts exactly

 

I think it might of been a joke LOL .....i hope :P

 

You are kidding us right FP?

Obviously this man has a problem and knows what his priorities are.
What is important in his life must be handled properly for the lifelong commitment he obviously intends to have in his future.

The GF is easily replacible, the Crossfire is not. Get that thing to a dealer/mechanic fast pal.

roadster with a stick

 

I like the change of subject at the end.

If you really do believe your girlfriend is cheating on you, then do one better and sleep with her best friend or better still, her sister.

 

I am sorry, just a bad joke I guess...

 

Get your priority's right. oil leak first. girlfriend much much later

 

Uh Guys, what is wrong with you all? Musclefan21 has a serious personal issue and you are all focusing your advice on the wrong thing.

It is about the car.

Geez

 

Never a good sign when your car gives you the drip

 

I think his car is cheating on him..... where did it get the 'drip'??

 

Maybe you could post a pic of the car and the girl then we can all take a vote on it

 

I figured he has a problem with both, but don't give a damn about the girlfriend issue, only concerned about his car.

I'm game for the vote if he posts up a pic.

 

Haha. Well that joke went right over everyone's heads.

It's kinda like this one:

 

Take the car to the dealer ASAP! Once that problem is fixed, change the lock on your door.

Next problem?

 

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FP and Valk missed the point of the joke, wow. They were wondering which thread to point you to, the pizza guys saga or the leaky transmission gasket fix by Woody
This is an oldie but goody, it was a bit too long in the telling, keep your day job. Seinfeld you're not.

 

More sage advice..... Never EVER trust your best friend with your car or your woman. Why????? Because he will throw a rod in both of them.

 

that was just grt....and I had read the column about why men shouldn't give advice...lol....you got'em....

 

Fix the car leak. Don't worry with the woman. Replace her easily before the weekend. All the women you could possible handle can be found in your area on two totally free sights. Plentyoffish.com and Datehookup.com Squirrel Crusher