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I suppose I will start.

When questioned about his response to the local flooding. Whatchahootchee, Alabama mayor Buff Orfington responded with a hearty Cocka-Doodle-Do followed promptly by a bowel movement over the side of the boat.

 

looks like Mississippi or Louisiana to me .......

 

I get it......Local man during flood conditions. "I just had to save my favorite chicken, but I couldn't find my wife...."

 

Let's find some Chicks.

 

Water's cold, don't want to get my **** wet.