Re: Celebrity Deaths
RIP Chuck you will be missed tremendously. A great American. Rest in Peace. I will always remember a few tidbits to share about Chuck
Chuck Norris and his wife had an argument once. He told her to calm down, she did.
He could parallel park a train
Superman wore Chuck Norris pajamas
He did not need to do pushups. The Earth moved down for him
He made onions cry
COVID needed to get a Chuck Norris shot
He could dribble a bowling ball
He once slammed a revolving door
He could tie his shoes with his feet
But my favorite;
His parachute failed to open one time. The next day he returned it and demanded a refund.
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Mar 20, 2026 at 07:15 PM.