Celebrity Deaths
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Re: Celebrity Deaths
RIP Chuck you will be missed tremendously. A great American. Rest in Peace. I will always remember a few tidbits to share about Chuck
Chuck Norris and his wife had an argument once. He told her to calm down, she did.
He could parallel park a train
Superman wore Chuck Norris pajamas
He did not need to do pushups. The Earth moved down for him
He made onions cry
COVID needed to get a Chuck Norris shot
He could dribble a bowling ball
He once slammed a revolving door
He could tie his shoes with his feet
But my favorite;
His parachute failed to open one time. The next day he returned it and demanded a refund.
Chuck Norris and his wife had an argument once. He told her to calm down, she did.
He could parallel park a train
Superman wore Chuck Norris pajamas
He did not need to do pushups. The Earth moved down for him
He made onions cry
COVID needed to get a Chuck Norris shot
He could dribble a bowling ball
He once slammed a revolving door
He could tie his shoes with his feet
But my favorite;
His parachute failed to open one time. The next day he returned it and demanded a refund.
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Mar 20, 2026 at 07:15 PM.
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Re: Celebrity Deaths
Rest in Peace Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the only man that could pop a wheelie... on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once ran a man over... with a parked car.
Chuck Norris once walked on the Moon... barefoot.
Chuck Norris was the only man that could pop a wheelie... on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once ran a man over... with a parked car.
Chuck Norris once walked on the Moon... barefoot.
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Re: Celebrity Deaths
Robert Mueller, former FBI director who investigated Trump, dead at 81
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...d/89263402007/
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Re: Celebrity Deaths
Robert Mueller, former FBI director who investigated Trump, dead at 81
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...d/89263402007/
Robert Mueller, born on August 7, 1944, in New York City, is an American lawyer who served as the sixth director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from 2001 to 2013. He is a graduate of Princeton University and New York University, and served as a Marine Corps officer during the Vietnam War, receiving a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart. Mueller is a registered Republican
Sounds like the American story
Robert Mueller, born on August 7, 1944, in New York City, is an American lawyer who served as the sixth director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from 2001 to 2013. He is a graduate of Princeton University and New York University, and served as a Marine Corps officer during the Vietnam War, receiving a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart. Mueller is a registered Republican
I read his bio, it was interesting, he appeared to be a guy who loved his country.
Sounds like the American story.
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