Old Apr 14, 2004 | 11:37 PM
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wonderdallas
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Stranded,
Stating that I am gay isn't a invitation for you to spew forth your thoughts on a topic that has nothing to do with this thread. But while were at it....

As far as your "Code" is concerned, I'll bet I clear most of those rules more than the average straight guy.

If not how come I'm always the first to give my seat away on a bus or train?

I always open a door for women. And I'll hold the door for anyone....breasts not required.

Not only can I change a tire, I'm the guy that stops to help others do it.

If someone breaks into my home, they better put a hole in me cuz I won't hesitate.

I eat plenty of red meat, but rarely kill anything besides the targets we make for our shotgun practices.

No gay man worth their license even walks into "Hot Topic"...whatever that is.

A "real man" would hunt with a knife instead of donning camo and sitting in a deer stand waiting for an unsuspecting fawn to walk close enough to pull a trigger. Hunting isn't about closing one eye and squeezing a trigger. IF you do hunt with a gun, any human with morals should eat the damn thing.

Tools? How does a gas charged nail gun grab ya?

Ice storm? I'm always the designated driver.

Chop down a tree? What just one? Please....that's easy.

I don't know where you are from, but any Southern guy, gay or straight, who's raised right can do any of your "code".

If it sounds like I'm offended, I'm not....I know bigots are everywhere and that's why I make sure I'm bigger, stronger and potentially meaner than they are.


Ya'll have a nice day.



Dallas
 
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