A) Yes it's happened to me. I was sitting in my car at the bank, and some dumb biotch in a minivan pulled up inches from my passenger side. She opened her door into mine (not hard), and I had a few choice words for her.

B) Parking far away by yourself is a little stupid. The reason you come out and see that sh!tbox parked right next to your car is that people do it on purpose to be an ****. You're just inviting it.

One thing I can't stand is when I see someone park diagonally across two spots, because they think their car is nice enough to warrant it. I would seriously love to smack someone for doing that...it's just a f'n car.