Can we get some environmentalists to go out and chain themselves to a few faux trees to make sure that never happens again? This sort of Crossfire abuse has to stop.

We were silent when they used it for side panels on 70's station wagons.

We said nothing when they began using it to cover pressboard on cheap furniture.

Now they're trying to stick their tacky imitation of wood on Crossfires. Is nothing sacred?

It's gone too far. The madness has to stop. One Crossfire has already fallen victim. Don't let it happen to yours.