The Baltimore Test
Growing up in Baltimore during my formative years, I learned the ultimate test for an automotive wax.
Step one: Immediately subsequent to completing the waxing procedure, capture a common housefly (Stickius Pedis) and remove its wings. While I am not a member of PETA, I can assure you that Stickius Pedis is not on the endangered species list.
Step two: Place the insect on a sloped surface of the car. Ideally, the slope should be between 38 and 42 degrees.
If the insect slips on his ***, you've passed and your ride scores an "A" on the Baltimore Test.
Don