I've never really owned a bad car, I guess I was lucky

but a friend of mine's dad bought his son a nissan pulsar for his first car. my buddy hated it so much(because his dad bought his brother a mustang cobra was the main reason) he wrecked it on purpose about a month later by hitting a port-a-john about 40 mph. anyway his dad was like I'm only ever going to buy you nissan pulsar's, to this day kevin has owned like 15 nissan pulsar's that have died in various ways.

top 3 memorable car deaths
pulsar trying to go muddin
pulsar hitting the port-a-john
pulsar getting ran over by a 79 bronco with 44" inch tires and 490 under the hood