I dunno, I found this bit sort of silly as well:
Mr. Sancho, wo describes himself as an author and researcher on time theory, lives in Spain, probably in Barcelona, Mr. Wagner said.
He
probably lives in Barcelona? Is he some sort of fugitive? Or is there just a huge community of time theorists living in Barcelona, making this a logical assumption? A known rip in the space/time continnuum that leads directly to Barcelona, perhaps?
Apparently there's a lot wrong with this article.