How did you know I live on the beach? Not to worry, I park in the basement and in all my years living in P.R. and all the hurricanes, the basement has never flooded. Naturally tons of water comes in, but the sump pumps do a really good job, and they are connected to the emergency plant. (you know the electricity is going out way before the storm hits full force.)

As far as beating everything on the Island, I took a ride in a friends modified Turbo Porsche a few years ago and it wouldn't be close. That thing was a monster and I know from him how many more are out there. But I would love to give it a shot anyway. He's getting a ride as soon as I feel the SRT is broken in and he will be able to give me a good idea where I stand on the ladder.