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Redneck Social Class Indicater

Unlike them other hoomins who fight on over social status, rednecks knows whar they stan' based on their residence.

• High Class - A real house
• Upper Middle - one o' them double wides
• Lower Middle - plain old sin'le trailer
• Low Class - a Trouse (a trailer thet has been added unto {trailer-house})
• Below White Trash - Natakua, aka Spir't War'ter, **** Surker or From Indiana or old skool bus

A scientific side note
Recently an interesting discovery about rednecks has been discovered. After NASA detected an unidentified object in the upper atmosphere in orbit of earth, it was shortly determined that the object, a make-shift communications satelite (Constructed out of sheet metal, plywood and duct tape) had been put into orbit by a group of rednecks. These rednecks claim to have no memory of how the object was put into space, or how it is broadcasting them free HBO.
After many months of close observation and studies, scientists determined that rednecks actually have amazing untapped mental and engineering abilities. This section of the brain (stored in the lower right Mullet) is activated upon consumption on large amounts of alchohol (Studies involving drain cleaner are still underway).


Rednecks and Incest
The family tree's of most documented rednecks look like trees that are in the act of eating themselves. To vague? Very well. The number one place for a Redneck to look for a mate is at the family reunion. You still don't get it? All right! REDNECKS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH FAMILY MEMBERS!!! There. Don't you wish your parents weren't related before they conceived you, and you could have understood my subtle, "City-folk" way of putting things. All this inbreeding causes lots of mutations, and yes, these Rednecks are the inspiration for X-men. The main problem with Redneck incest is that they mate much to close to themselves in the family. (No, Masturbation is not incest) This is why some Christian Organizations have put together programs to teach the proper way to have sex with your family. For example, they teach that you should at least go out as far as Second Cousins to keep your Kids from looking like The Hills Have Eyes