Re: I genuinely HATE rednecks!!!
Jealousy is not restricted to just rednecks. What you have is an "a-hole" problem. I know lots of jocks who chew, btw.
Park in a far corner of the parking lot away from any one. You may still get spit on, but it is less likely to happen when someone can see them. Or if there is a camera recording the parking lot, park where it can easily see your car.