If you saw me show up in this would you consider me a redneck?



Because that's my other car...

And I live in WV...

Actually, I am a nouveau redneck...

Smokey, whoever put that on your car was probably standing there watching your whole display and had a huge laugh at your expense.

And guess what? Tomorrow they're gonna come back and up the ante (that means they're gonna do something worse) and see how nuts you go that time.

The best thing you can do is IGNORE it. Drive away quietly like you don't even care - maybe even leave it on there a few days.

Reminds me of a couple stories about me when I was a stupid kid.

1. There was this kid that always wore white pants and was not very social. So one day we decided to squirt him with magic disappearing ink - the kind that comes out red and magically disappears after a couple minutes. We thought he'd go ballistic and that's what we wanted. Guess what? He didn't even stop walking when we sprayed him. He never even looked at his pants or at us. The ink turned invisible and the joke was on us.

2. Another kid - another pants story. This guy is wearing these pants and we thought we noticed that he wore them two days in a row. So we started counting. Twenty days later he was still wearing those stinking light green pants! We made all kinds of jokes about how he must stink. How the pants could stand up by themselves. About his fashion sense. Etc. Guess what? He had FIVE pairs of them and he did it just to drive us nuts. Again - Joke was on us. And the kicker? About 10 years latter he married the class babe-a-licious woman of all our dreams. Double Joke's On us!

We were turds back then. The people who ignored us usually didn't get very much attention from us. The ones that reacted - oh man... We went to town on those.

These days, there isn't enough testosterone to fuel that sort of stupidity. Well maybe just enough to crawl that Jeep over some rocks on the weekend....

Smokey - IGNORE IT - it's the only way to get them to move on to someone else.