Originally Posted by NeverEnough
I can beat that...
I work for Geico and a Claim came accross that made cry. A 17yo "borrowed" his dad's brand new 2007 Lambo Murci LP640 and completly destroyed it. The settlement check was over $400,000.00 and had to be signed by the CEO. The child's reward for this was a new Porsche Twin Turbo so he wouldn't bother the "replacement" 2008 Lambo...

The Policy holder called in the same day to add the new Lambo and Porsche to his policy and listed the child as the primary driver of the Porsche... Geico's Underwriting Dept. promptly dropped the policy...
Oh man, I've gotta save this story somewhere... holy crap... LMAO...