So if cute little black holes are formed then the Swiss can blame the French and the French can blame the Swiss.

I"m still waiting for the next Ice Age because of *GASP* global cooling. Oh wait, now it's global warming. No doubt the planet will overheat, right after it freezes. That is if it doesn't get devoured by ill-behaved black holes first.

Large Hardon Collider........hmmm, I wonder if GM really has Pornstar installed on their vehicles.