To the tune of "Oh, Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz..."

Oh Lord, please don't give me an Audi TT
My friends all drive Porsches, they'll make fun of me
A glorified VDub is all it would be
So Lord, please don't give me an Audi TT

Oh Lord, please don't give me a 350Z
It'll outrun the others, and that's plain to see
But it's a rice burner, and just not for me
So Lord, please don't give me a 350Z

And Lord, not a Crossfire, I couldn't stand that
When I leave at the red light, it feels kinda flat
I can barely get in one, and my wife's way too fat
So Lord, not a Crossfire, I couldn't stand that

So Lord, I guess a Yugo would be right for me
No internet forums or ads on TV
No fussin or fightin 'bout 0-60,
So Lord, I guess a Yugo would be right for me....

With apologies to Janis Joplin...and many others, I'm sure....

Have fun!
Fritz