Hey, I just heard for real that since the election, gun stores in Texas and elsewhere are doing a booming business. One store they profiled has been doing $100,000 per day, mainly assault rifles. They're afraid the new administration is going to try to ban guns.
I've been trying to come up with a good compliment to my 40 caliber Smith & Wesson semi automatic and I think I found it. It will make me one bad MF. See below.