The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Chuck Norris doesn't make Superchargers..
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks his cars from 0-60 in -.02 seconds

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip.