LOL! I knew that would get your dander up.
Don't tell anyone, but I have an SKS along with my AR. Don't get me wrong, after being in the Army, I can strip my AR and reassemble it in the dark (which might be handy someday...), but no one denies that they jam like its their job. Damn gas blowback! That's OK. I'll keep 'em both.
Even worse though are those crazy Michigan gun laws. What's with the one round in the gun at a time? A buddy of mine moved up there from Ohio, and tells all kinds of nasty tales. What's up with that? How'd you get a full auto in all of that?