Thanks for the reassurances fellas. And like I said before, no offense to Woody. Keep those great ideas coming. I just don't like zip-tying things to my car. Zip ties just seem so very jerry-rigged to me.
I know, the zip ties will work just fine, but I will still know there's zip ties down there!

Hmmm... I'll have to fab up a bracket and bolt it in. I'll sleep better at night.