Part I
I was on my way home from work and approaching a building where I regularly see a hot mamma out front. My timing was perfect, as I saw her stepping outside toward her car, looking unusually dressed up. She disappeared momentarily behind a small tree as I was passing by. When she came back into view, trying to get a good look at her, I noticed she had stopped next to her car with her shades tipped down, following my car with her eyes. I had to laugh--it was like something out of a commercial. Unfortunately, she was probably only interested in my car. Conversely, seeing as she was about to get into her aging Saturn SL2, I'm sure she had no doubt it wasn't her car I was interested in.

Part II
While waiting in the local pizza shop for my order, a mother walked in followed shortly thereafter by her 4-ish year old son. He walked up to her and said, "Mommy, Mommy, there's a Chrysler out there. The speedometer says 160." To which, she said, "Yes, that's a Chrysler Crossfire. Your daddy wants one of those."