Part II
While waiting in the local pizza shop for my order, a mother walked in followed shortly thereafter by her 4-ish year old son. He walked up to her and said, "Mommy, Mommy, there's a Chrysler out there. The speedometer says 160." To which, she said, "Yes, that's a Chrysler Crossfire. Your daddy wants one of those."
Ok... now, I KNOW you made that one up.

THAT part sounded like a "Larry Tate" commerical idea from "Bewitched".