I bartend at a local bar on the weekends, and about 12:45 am Sunday morning I broke a glass trying to separate it from a shaker. The pictures tell the rest of the story.

Before After

I cut an artery and lost a lot of blood, but luckily missed tendons and nerves, so it should heal fine. Really sucks when you are right handed, it makes people laugh to watch me fumble trying to do anything.

Just getting this out before the GTG, I should still be there Sunday.