Originally Posted by pizzaguy
No, THAT isn't in bad taste, but THIS IS:
So, Farrah shows up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says "Hold on for a moment, ma'am."
He picks up a cell phone, hits a button and says to the person on the other end, "Yeah, she's here," and hangs up.
Seconds later, God himself pops down from the clouds and reaches to shake her hand.
"Hi! I just wanted to say, I've always been a big fan. I still have the swimsuit poster. You know, I don't usually do this, but for you I will grant you one wish."
Farrah thinks for a moment and then says, "I just want all of the children in the world to be safe."
*pop* Michael Jackson appears at her side.
Maybe it is in bad taste but THAT was funny!