I am always getting harassed by the d@mn cops for no reason at all. I am sick of those b@stards!

Why just this morning on my way to work i was minding my own business just driving along going 112mph in a 25mph school zone, enjoying the sights and shooting up with heroin while back handing my hoe for not havin my money and wouldn't you know it a stupid cop has the nerve to pull me over! Well let me tell you I gave that guy a piece of my mind when he told me he was going to "cut me a break" and only give me a ticket for speeding and wreckless driving. What a scumbag! What makes these people think they have the right to harass people like they do!