I can feel your pain. Today I had to pay for my first oil change ever. Lifetime oil changes are only good for 50K miles as it turns out. Guess I'm dead now. Ordered floor mats and, you guessed it, they are on back order. Guess it could be worse. At least I'm rolling down the hiway.

Maybe it would be easier to just get Crumpy a new SRT. I know that money is no object for the independent businessman.