SWEET TEA HAS ITS ADVANTAGES

A lady enters her doctor's office, all beaten black and blue.
"What happened?" asked her startled physician.

"I just don't know what to do, Doc. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp!"

"Well I've got a real good medicine for that," answered the doctor. "Whenever your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle. That's all you need to do, just keep gargling."

About three weeks later, the lady returns to the physician's office looking bright and fresh and reborn.

"Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I immediately began gargling with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

"There now," soothed the doctor, "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"