Was out for a run in the boonies on Saturday. Got pulled over for speeding. Cop comes up to the window and asks if there was any reason why I needed to be doing 71 in a 55. The copilot pipes up with "because he's stupid". The cop starts laughing and says if my license is clean he'll let me go with a warning. So I now consider myself warned. This is the first time that I ever got pulled over and skated away for free. Probably helped that I am an old geezer. The copilot wants half of the money she saved me on the ticket.

Odd thing was the cop thanked me for pulling over right away. Evidently he must have expected me to make a run for it.