The divorce was final yesterday. I found out just before I left home today... and I'd already taken the day off to go hiking.
The park I hike at is 50 miles from the house... but it is also 4 miles from the courthouse... so I stopped by and got two copies of the final decree today before the walk.
In marking of this event, I now announce that I am opening up my PRIVATE THREAD to the general population here.
So post away, you all have my permission now.