Thanks for the suggestions...
To answer some of the questions.
It's a Limited Roadster.
Someone mentioned the overflow, the story gets worse. Apparently they checked NOTHING back in the shop, after an hour they came back and told me nothing was wrong, that I was just putting too much in. I knew this wasn't the case because I have WATCHED the fluid drain onto pavement as I poured it in. Plus, I have a parts list from the original dealer. So...I had them poor in some water...it all came out on the pavement in front of the service manager and they looked like complete dorks.
The car was bought from Columbiana Chrysler in Columbiana, OH. They guy I bought it from was a total ***. Didn't even tell me how to put the stick in reverse before I pulled out. Refused to honor the free tires and rotation they give to all other sales because, "I got such a good deal".
The problem isn't new because I have NEVER been able to get the wiper fluid to work, even after I filled it 5 minutes from the dealer at a gas station.
Normally it takes a lot to get me pissed...but I've got a ton of issues to report to that 800 number...didn't think it would be that easy with the Chrysler bankrupcy and all.