This thread should have gone something like this...
Guy 1 - "I just ran a 14.2 - 1/4 mile in a NA XF. I think with some slicks I could get into the 13's."
Guy 2 - "I think you'd be surprised that the slicks won't give you what you think they will".
Guy 1 - "Oh, well if I ever get a set of slicks I'll give it a try and see and I'll post the slip".
But the way it went down was worth the two bags of popcorn I had reading it!