Originally Posted by FTroopChief
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have *****, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.
On an episode of Cops or Speeders or some show like that, I saw a cop deliver the most brutal slam I have ever seen. As the cop handed a ticket to the not too bad looking female driver, she said "I thought cops don't give tickets to pretty women", and the cop responded "We don't"
Ouch!