Originally Posted by rcompart

Wish your steps were all you'd need. Let me give you my revised ones and we can compare...

1. Order AK400.

2. Wait 2 weeks for it to show up.

3. Plug the thing in only to find out that a tangled up box of blinking Christmas lights will give you the same result (lights flash but nothing else happens) and have a few drinks relieve the stress.

4. Pay a sload of money to ship it back for a replacement and have a few more drinks to ease the pain of having to pay 60 bucks for return shipping.

5. Wait 3-4 weeks for it to get there and for them to ship you a replacement. Have a few drinks to take your mind off the waiting.

6. Plug the thing in only to find out that a tangled up box of blinking Christmas lights will give you the same result (lights flash but nothing else happens) and have a few drinks because you're sure you've done this step once already.

7. Call company and have them tell you there is nothing wrong and you are not doing something correctly. Have a few drinks to calm your nerves so you don't implode on the person on the other end of the phone because it's 4 in the morning and they can barely speak english.

8. Call credit card company to dispute purchase. Credit card company says they will try but because the seller is located in china, there is a good possibility of not getting your money back. Have a few drinks because you are very frustrated about how ridiculous your credit card companies buyer protection policy is.

9. Give up on seller number one and try another one that claims they are selling a legit one and that all other sellers are selling clones. Pay with PayPal as they say you will have no problem if it doesn't work as advertised. Have a drink to celebrate possibly getting one that works.

10. Wait 2 weeks for third one to show up. Have a few drinks while you anxiously wait it's arrival.

11. Plug the thing in only to find out that a tangled up box of blinking Christmas lights will give you the same result (lights flash but nothing else happens) and have a few drinks because you know with absolute certainty you've already done this step twice now and the third time is supposed to be a charm.

12. File dispute with PayPal, send the POS back and wait 6 weeks for them deny your claim. Drink the whole bottle because you want to punch babies you're so mad.

13. Take second one you got back out of the box, plug it in and try everything that makes sense, doesn't make sense and even a few things that are completely stupid in an attempt to get it to work. Drink while you're doing this so you may accidentally do something you're not trying to do so it might accidently do something it's not currently doing (working).

14. Office-Space the chinese peice of **** out in your back yard while your wife grabs the kids and the cordless phone and heads down stairs to the cellar/basement. Have a few drinks to compose yourself and assure your wife and kids you haven't "lost it".

15. Sign up for AA