I was driving on my favorite twisty mountain road when I came up behind this old fuddy dud doing about 25-35 (speed limit 55, I was doing 65-80).
Being a narrow 2-lane road with nothing but blind turns, I was stuck behind this guy for 10 miles! I was absolutely infuriated. The anger was building. This guy passed up every opportunity to get off the road to let me by. Finally we came to the one stretch of road long enough to make a pass. I could feel all of the anger and tension spewing out my tailpipe like an afterburner as I blasted to 90mph. Never saw him again....
I noticed that my spoiler went up just as I was passing him, and I got a great idea. Next time I'll have a sign that says EAT ME witten on the underside of the spoiler!