A Big Woman In A Hillbilly Bar

A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Erath, Louisiana. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out der will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar was Billy Bob, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk. Billy Bob slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"

Thibo, the bartender, a close friend of Billy Bobs', poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them revealing her hair armpit, and asked, "What man out der will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, Billy Bob slammed his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina annuder drink!"

Thibo finally approached Billy Bob and said, "Mah frien', I know its your bidness of course, if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?"

Billy Bob replied, "Thibo...to me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high, gotta be a Ballerina!"