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Old May 5, 2026 | 11:06 AM
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Old May 5, 2026 | 11:09 AM
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Old May 5, 2026 | 02:25 PM
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Old May 5, 2026 | 02:26 PM
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Old May 5, 2026 | 02:34 PM
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“Bartender, I'll have a Bin Laden”
“What's that?”
“Two shots and a splash of water.”
 
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Old May 7, 2026 | 12:56 PM
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Old May 7, 2026 | 09:15 PM
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Old May 7, 2026 | 09:15 PM
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Old May 8, 2026 | 09:24 AM
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Old May 8, 2026 | 12:14 PM
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Old May 8, 2026 | 08:16 PM
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Old May 9, 2026 | 08:31 AM
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Old May 9, 2026 | 08:33 AM
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Old May 9, 2026 | 08:34 AM
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Old May 10, 2026 | 04:58 PM
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I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before:
I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it
 
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Old May 10, 2026 | 08:43 PM
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My boss ask if I was good at making spreadsheets.

I told her I Excel at it.
 
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Old May 10, 2026 | 09:20 PM
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My boss ask if I was good at making spreadsheets.

I told her I Excel at it.

 
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