Humor and Clean Jokes
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
It is Sunday morning, so it reminded me of this:
A drunk was wandering home after a heavy night of drinking. He stumbled down to the river where a local church was having a revival meeting including baptisms in the river. As the drunk wandered into the river the Pastor grabbed him and asked, "Have you found Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior?" The drunk said "No," so the Pastor dunked him in the river. When he came up the Pastor asked him again. "Have you found Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior?" Again the drunk said "No". The Pastor dunked him in the river again. The drunk came up coughing and sputtering, and the Pator asked him again. "Have you found Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior?"
The drunk said," No. Are your sure this is where he fell in?"
A drunk was wandering home after a heavy night of drinking. He stumbled down to the river where a local church was having a revival meeting including baptisms in the river. As the drunk wandered into the river the Pastor grabbed him and asked, "Have you found Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior?" The drunk said "No," so the Pastor dunked him in the river. When he came up the Pastor asked him again. "Have you found Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior?" Again the drunk said "No". The Pastor dunked him in the river again. The drunk came up coughing and sputtering, and the Pator asked him again. "Have you found Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior?"
The drunk said," No. Are your sure this is where he fell in?"
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2008
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From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
And god promised that a man couldfind a good women in any and all the corneres of the earth.
Then he made the earth round.
And laughed and laughed.
Then he made the earth round.
And laughed and laughed.
