Hey a friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $3,500 each, comes with ride to and from airport, lunch dinner and $400.00 bar tab and back stage pass to the winners locker room. But he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...

It's at St Paul's Church, in Acworth at 3pm. Her name is Chloe, who’s 5'4" and about 115, slender with perky breasts and all. Cooks too!, and loves to fish, hunt, wrench, and clean your truck.....

She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

 

Good one JoeO

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

 

 

 

America isn’t a “gitter done” country anymore

 

 

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches.

All it does is poop on the floor.

 

 

There are no words,.....

 

BUT... If they lost either arm or either leg, they couldn't steer, throttle, brake, or shift... Right? LMAO!


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