Anyone that has been here less than 7 years is a NEWB. I talk down to all y'all. Well, except when I see you in person, then I tend to be fairly polite.

I loved when some old guy asked me what kind of Cadillac it was. I think he meant it in a nice way but the question left me speechless. How does this car remind someone of a big 4 door sedan wart hog?