Re: Greeting from a new member!
Let me be the first to say WECOME!*
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If this greeting fails to satisfy in any way, it may be replaced with an authentic copy of Pizzaguy's original greeting, found in his top underwear drawer. (Whether or not Pizzaguy is wearing underwear at the time of the greeting is not an indication of the sincerity of the greeting.)
If it is later found that the recipient is found to be of unfavorable character, this greeting may be revoked without warning and replaced with a suitable form of diatribe where the character of the recipient may be called into question. This may include, but not be limited to, accusations involving his/her sexuality, genetic makeup, intelligence, appearance or commonality with feces producing body parts.