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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 10:21 PM
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Thirteendog
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Default How does one Troll so Hard?

So today I was wondering around the shopping mall and a small child came up to me and asks, "Sir, how does one troll so hard?" So I decided to tell him to F off and check the forum later tonight. Because of this I have decided to start a thread teaching all my friends and frienemies how to troll properly.

Step 1 Preperation,
I prepare by looking for one of my favorite victims and seeking out all of his/her (pending on what the wife allows him to be that day)'s threads like so.

TrollA.jpg

TrollB.jpg

TrollC.jpg

Step 2 Trolling,
Remember kids you can't call the idiot out or call them dirty names. That's against the rules, but that doesn't mean you can't turn their own words against them. After all they spake them first.

Step 3 Knowing when to stop,
This one is hard. You've won, but the victim is thrashing around hoping to set you off in a furious rage. This is the time to back off and let the rest of the internet see what a fool this person really is.

Step 4 Wait a few hours and repeat.


I hopes I've helped everyone hear laugh a little bit harder
 
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