I was wiping my Red roadster down in a mall parking lot two years ago after rinsing it off at a car wash.

I had the top down, had it all shiny and looking wonderful, when three teen boys drove by in a F150 and one said, "Nice car - is that a Bentley?"

I hollered back, "No, it's esstentiially a Mercedes SLK with a Chrysler logo on each end..."

The answer, "Yea, well, it's still a nice car."