Shucks, I took your word for it and assumed you're a good guy.
After some extremely brief research, I've been shown otherwise. For someone who has "lurked for years" you either have a closet love affair for us, or you're lying through your teeth. Note in the attached screenshot, you're not exactly being an ambassador for respect... but you register here to jump on a high-horse? GTFO.
Go back to your regularly scheduled copper goat worship, troll.