Soon, a matter of weeks, I will be able to make a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT in the life of <ME>.
Unlike my other announcements, this will effect the lives of many on this forum.

Many here will be asking themselves, "How does this change my life?" and "What shall I do in response to this?"

Some will collapse in fear.
Some will seek counseling.
Some will just drink more (now, with some of you, that might not even be possible).

Others will rejoice and celebrate - these are the clear thinkers in the crowd (or the easily manipulated.)

In any event, as Paul Harvey would say, "Stand by for news..."