My flip phone is so old I think is still has a dial on the face.


I have dropped it more than once from a 12 ft ladder. Until last month it worked like when it was new.


I dropped it on the driveway as my wife drove away. Three foot drop but a 4,000 LB car.


The replacement is pretty and has a host of new toys on board. But it works like crap. I miss that old black clunker.


The wife gets every newfangled gadget coming out. Before I get a chancre to figure out how to answer her phone, she gets another one. She used to sit in the passenger seat, talk to me whilst holding my beer. Now she is absorbed in texting and games.


Me, I have a cell phone so I can TALK to folks. Period!