Here's one...
An Irishman walked out of a bar.


No seriously, It CAN HAPPEN!


In defense of drunkenness,
face it,,,,
Most of us have done some pretty stupid things while sober too....


Look ,,, I'm gonna be 69 in a few days....(really)
I have had this nagging question on my mind for most of my life....
When is this "old enough to know better" thingy gonna kick in?