Originally Posted by
bruce001
I call a tow service and we drop the car at the Jesus Chrysler dealer.
Gentlemen, any ideas as to what has occurred? Sure sounds like a lot of $$$$$!

Sounds to me like you are going to spend a LOT of money - you took it to the last place on earth I'd go: A Dealer. They may not ever get it running, but they WILL charge you and if you refuse to pay, they will just keep the car.
I'd sure like to know what what lights are on - I'd bet one of them looks like this: